


Mar-a-Rio

It's in my nature


Cupid and Pyscho

Time (Chronos) Clips Cupid's Wings

President McDusk plans to tour Fort Knox with his publicist, Donald Dump, and his nephews, Huey, Dewey, and Big Balls. "So, we're going to open those doors," the President said. "We're going to take a look. And if there's 27 tons of gold, we'll be very happy,"

So, the Student Council VP here tells me that you disrespected our sacred locker room and stole his lunch money and never once said thank you..

"You don't have the cards."


Government Efficiency


Thanks, but no thanks, for your service

A Day in the Life


A New Standard: 25:06

Big Cheese

Ding Dong vs. America

Don't Bother, They're Here

Harvard's Radical Left Lunatics and Marxist Maniacs Discuss the Administration's Commonsense Suggestions for Education Reform

Not-so-Good Friday

An Easter Tradition

100% OPSEC

Warrior Culture

Five-Dimensional Chess

A Knight's Tour

Stormtrooper Barbie

Here Comes the Judge

Mayday! Mayday!

Fat Shot #1

Fat Shot #2

Fat Shot #3

"It Isn't Working": The Fat Shot Drug Triptych

Traditional Hospitality

The Discovery of Polynomials in Ancient Sumeria

Golden Shower

You da MAN!

A Well-Deserved Nap